yo ho ho and im out of control
playbill:
“ Carol Channing, Broadway’s Beloved Dolly, Dies at 97
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glyph-of-wolves:
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“ therealkingzo:
“When the tea is HOT LAVA
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This is a real problem, however while we don’t have this museum, we do have The National Museum of American Indian (yeah I hate the name too) that actually describes a...

glyph-of-wolves:

glyph-of-wolves:

therealkingzo:

When the tea is HOT LAVA

This is a real problem, however while we don’t have this museum, we do have The National Museum of American Indian (yeah I hate the name too) that actually describes a lot of the bullshit Native Americans have had to go through. There is a room completely dedicated to every treaty that the US government made with Native Americans and then back out on (honestly it’s the saltiest museum I’ve ever been in) They have stuff from the trail of tears to modern day issues. I would encourage everyone, especially my white friends who don’t know much about Native American culture or history, to go check it out.

Update: I was wrong, we do have this museum! I encourage everyone to check out the American Indian Genocide Museum in Dallas Texas. They participate in a lot of activism and education. 

sapphic-ambitions:

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THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

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Unless SOMEHOW this video isn’t just thinly veiled hatred towards women and non-white characters who are just as talented as their white cis male counterparts, I really wished Youtube would stop recommending me this shit

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white cishet male: *half-asses everything and saves the entire fucking universe*

alt-right youtube: epic……………..

woman: *is smart and can wield a sword*

alt-right: as if her feeble women hands could even hold that……….fail

today i escaped the land of the dead by going, “what, like this?” and waking myself up

itsmeappo:
“counterpoint: piss is a renewable resource
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itsmeappo:

counterpoint:  piss is a renewable resource

markv5-translated:

markv5:

Может не надо пылесосить?

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Может не надо пылесосить?

Maybe you do not need to vacuum?

fatdragonquest:

a-blessed-feline:

peechpunk:

ok mod names: professional looking straightforward and easy to interpret
best mod names:

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catsofinstagram:
“From @aurorapurr: “Aurora in her tutu for her humans wedding 😻💍” #catsofinstagram #twitterweek [source: http://bit.ly/2CoXUDa ]
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catsofinstagram:

From @aurorapurr: “Aurora in her tutu for her humans wedding 😻💍” #catsofinstagram #twitterweek [source: http://bit.ly/2CoXUDa ]

saccharinescorpion:

saccharinescorpion:

saccharinescorpion:

saccharinescorpion:

ive never watched tidying up but i’ve spent the last, like, day furious on marie kondo’s behalf because of nerds who misinterpreted her advice and even flatout made shit up (!!!) because they just looooooooooooove books so much yet mysteriously lack reading comprehension

there’s this lady who’s almost fifty who like i guess heard someone mention the idea of asking yourself if each book you own “sparks joy” in you before deciding whether to keep it or not, and then promptly took a wild leap to the conclusion that this eeeevil witch-harpy is telling people they shouldn’t like books that don’t have happy endings and aren’t all sunshine and rainbows and wrote an entire article for The Guardian about it and, i’m not making this up, keeps talking on Twitter about “leading an ‘’’uprising’’’ against her”

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this is how every white chick who forms their personality around the sentence “teehee i guess im too Hashtag Problematic ;P” is going to be tweeting in about twenty years

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oh my god, thank you

it’s worth pointing out that Kondo’s now-famous “does this spark joy” question actually means something more like “does this stir your heart” in Japanese, but also it’s not. referring. to the book’s content

when she’s asking “does this book spark joy” she’s not asking “does it have a happy ending where good triumphs over evil and there’s no yucky disturbing content,” she’s asking  if you are ENJOYING owning a book

which i feel like a fucking five year old could have understood

ulibeanz:

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

raegeii:
“ Preview of my piece for the That, But Lesbians zine!​ I did Audrey and Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors!
Preorder it on gumroad here: https://gumroad.com/l/TBL1
@thatbutlesbians
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raegeii:

Preview of my piece for the That, But Lesbians zine!​ I did Audrey and Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors!

Preorder it on gumroad here: https://gumroad.com/l/TBL1
@thatbutlesbians

calunavulgaris:

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So THIS happened.

glyndasexual:

I wonder if he knows he has 100,000+ notes online, then I see that smile & I know he’s well aware of his value

spacesocialist:

assassins creed odyssey making what is undoubtedly a ton of money off gay people buying the game to play as gay characters and then adding a dlc where your character ends up in a straight relationship and has a baby, unlocking the achievement “growing up” (lmao) no matter what choices you made is just *chefs kiss* video games